I told this story on Twitter recently, and doing so in just 3 tweets reminded me how much fun it is.
Meet Cute. The moment in a film or book (or real life) when love interests meet for the first time, usually in a cute or slightly unrealistic way. The terms can be used more broadly for any two significant characters meeting for the first time.
- Darcy and Elizabeth Bennet are introduced at a ball and he insults her (Pride & Prejudice)
- Rapunzel hits Flynn Rider over the head with a frying pan, knocking him out (Tangled)
- Jane Foster hits Thor with her van, then must take him to the hospital (Thor)
Nemesis. They don’t necessarily hate each other, but they are rivals in all things.
- Thor and Loki (Marvel Cinematic Universe)
- Harry Potter and Cedric Diggory (Goblet of Fire)
- Sherlock Holmes and Professor Moriarty (Sherlock Holmes)
Now, to the story of the meet cute with my first nemesis.
On my first day of kindergarten, I and the rest of my class were lined up alphabetically by first name. Directly before me was a boy named Jeremy. This line determined our seats and line order for the rest of the year (and, because our teachers were a little unimaginative, the next two years as well). Jeremy and I sat down next to each other and said hi. He seemed quiet and nice. He liked dinosaurs, but not as much as Bran, who really loved dinosaurs. I liked dinosaurs okay, but I wanted some girls to be friends with. I thought Jeremy and I would be friends.
I soon learned that Jeremy and I made the top grades in the class. In true Ravenclaw fashion, I’d already decided that good grades would be my thing. I could not be outdone. Not long after, Jeremy broke the rules and talked during class to whisper-ask me how to spell giraffe, which to be honest I still struggle with. I hissed back that he should sound it out. And then I caught him looked at my paper, probably because it was a really confusing lesson and we were both on the wrong page.
That was it! Getting good grades, breaking the rules, and trying to cheat? Three strikes. This kid was now my nemesis.
And I kind of liked him. He had dark hair and he was nice and I liked that he was quiet too. I was painfully shy, but I didn’t feel like I was fading away or being eclipsed when I was around him. Plus, dinosaurs are pretty cool. I liked science. His favorite TV show was Kratt’s Creatures, which was my second favorite show after Wishbone. And yes, I remember how cosmically important I found this information when I learned it due to a class project in second grade.
The one day in first grade when Jeremy and Bran invited me to play with them on the playground, a bee flew up my pants leg on the swings and stung me twice on the underside of my knee. I had to go to the office and get an ice pack while trying not to cry in front of everyone. They didn’t ask me to play with them again, and I didn’t ask. The universe had already decided: we were nemeses. No crossing of the streams.
Jeremy and I competed against each other from seats directly beside or in front of one another for two and a half years, until I transferred to another school. I went on to have many more nemeses, but Jeremy was my first.
Fast forward to the summer after my freshman year of college when a bunch of my friends and a bunch of their friends all met up at the drive-in (yes, really) to see Toy Story 3. We’d grown up with the first two movies, so this would be great! So fun! Not heartbreaking at all.
We hung out at the concession stand and amidst everyone’s cars, seeing people we hadn’t seen all year and meeting their friends whom we didn’t know. When the movie started, we mostly ended up crowded on sleeping bags in the backs of the 2 pick-up trucks with the tailgates down. I hit it off with this one guy with dark hair. We sat next to each other, chatted, ugly cried at the end of the movie and tried to hide it—it was great. My friend kept giving me a thumbs up when his back was turned, and discretely distracted people who also wanted to talk to us.
That night after we all went home to tend out mosquito bites and cuddle our childhood toys, the guy found me on Facebook and sent me a message. When I saw his last name, my excitement was immediately replaced with stone-cold dread. I knew that name.
“Uh oh,” he wrote, “I think we were elementary school rivals.”
It was him. Jeremy. Nemesis #1. He’d found me.
Except, there was no reason to be nemeses now.
“It’s YOU,” I messaged back. “You were my first nemesis! I thought you looked familiar.”
“Yup. We were the original Pepsi and Coke. So how have you been?”
He had a girlfriend.
So close, universe. So close.